Mom: "Why are you over there?"
Me: Nomnomnom! *gestures wildly because she's eating raspberries*
Mom: *raises eyebrow*
Me: "Spliderth."
Mom: "Food out of mouth. Now."
Me: Sorry. Spiders. Sitting on my couch.
Mom: "EEEK!"
Spiders: O______o
Me: *munches happily away in her corner far away from spliderth, now with clinging Mom*
I swear, if they start
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